Wobbles McFlop Patents 'Round Square' That He Claims 'Defies Geometry Itself'
Mathematicians are simultaneously impressed and deeply frustrated by the invention.
Wobbles McFlop has patented a 'round square' which he claims has 'no corners but also four of them.' 'It's a breakthrough in shape theory,' McFlop insisted. Mathematicians who examined the shape described it as 'visually confusing' and 'morally wrong.' McFlop is now working on a 'silent alarm clock' that 'wakes you up with disappointment instead of noise.'