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Wall Street Traders Replace Suits With Superhero Capes

Wall Street Traders Replace Suits With Superhero Capes
Market volatility now comes with dramatic flair.

Major firms have adopted capes as official trading attire. 'We need to feel powerful during these uncertain times,' explained one trader while dramatically swooshing during a market dip. Cape-related accidents have increased 300%.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 70s read #Finance#Fashion#Wall Street
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