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Vladimir Poutine (French Fry Dictator) Declares Ketchup a 'Crime Against Potato-Kind'

Mayonnaise lobby celebrates. Fries are confused.

The declaration was made from a drive-thru window. Poutine then ordered extra gravy.

📅 22 hrs ago ⏱️ 86s read #WorldNews#Satire

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