Vaticant Announces Pope Has Watched All 9 Seasons Of The Office; Is 'Doing Fine'

The Vaticant Press Office issued a formal communiqué confirming that Pope Flancis has completed all nine seasons of The Office (US) and is, according to the statement, 'doing fine.' The 7-page document — the first papal statement on a streaming series — noted that the Holy Father 'laughed at the appropriate moments, found the Phyllis-Bob Vance relationship genuinely moving, and was troubled by the later seasons in a way he intends to sit with.' The statement addressed fan concerns about whether the Pope had understood the Jim-Dwight dynamic ('yes, fully'), whether he had seen the original UK version ('he intends to'), and what he thought of Toby. The three-word response to the Toby question is listed in an annex marked confidential. He is currently on Season 2 of Parks and Recreation.