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Traffic Lights Begin Synchronizing to Create Spontaneous Dance Parties

Traffic Lights Begin Synchronizing to Create Spontaneous Dance Parties
Red lights now come with suggested choreography.

City traffic engineers discovered their smart lights had developed a sense of rhythm. Intersections are now hosting unsanctioned dance-offs during rush hour. Commuters report improved moods despite longer wait times.

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