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Toilet Paper Company Announces 'Eco-Friendly' Version Made From Old Jokes

Now even your bathroom breaks can be recycled humor.

SoftScroll Inc. claims their new product is made from repurposed dad jokes and political memes. Early testers report mixed results - some say it's 'punny' while others find it 'cringe-worthy.' The company promises 'maximum absorption of bad puns.'

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