Time Traveler From Year 3047 Warns: 'Don't Worry About AI, Focus On Flying Cars'

A person claiming to be a time traveler from the year 3047 has appeared on a popular talk show to deliver what they call 'crucial warnings about the future.' The traveler, who goes by the name Future Frank, says the main concern for humanity should not be AI but rather 'the absolute chaos of sky parking when everyone has flying cars.' Frank described a future where 'people will be screaming at each other over landing spots, and the concept of parallel parking will evolve into parallel landing, which is somehow worse.' When asked about AI, Frank said, 'Oh, AI's fine, it's just a colleague now. You won't even think about it. It's the guy who can't find a parking spot at 600 feet that's going to ruin your day.' Frank then disappeared mid-interview, leaving behind only a business card that reads 'Flying Car DMV, Section 47, Call For Appointments In 2100.'