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Time Travel Tourism Agency Opens, Immediately Goes Bankrupt Due to Paradox Bookings

Time Travel Tourism Agency Opens, Immediately Goes Bankrupt Due to Paradox Bookings
Customers keep canceling trips to prevent their own existence.

Temporal Vacations Inc. sold out its first season of trips to witness historic events, but 87% of bookings were retroactively canceled by time travelers preventing bad decisions. The CEO reportedly vanished mid-press conference. Remaining staff are stuck in an infinite loop of refunds.

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 84s read #Time Travel#Tourism#Absurd 🔥 Breaking
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