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Therapist Tells Patient To 'Touch Grass,' Patient Touches Grass, It Changes Their Life

Therapist Tells Patient To 'Touch Grass,' Patient Touches Grass, It Changes Their Life
The patient is now a botanist. 'I just needed to touch grass,' they said. 'Literally.'

Jake's therapist told him to 'touch grass.' He did. 'It changed everything,' Jake said. He is now a botanist. 'The grass spoke to me,' Jake said. 'It said 'I'm grass.'' Jake has started a grass appreciation podcast called 'The Green Truth.' His therapist is 'pleased but also confused.' Jake is now 'grass-positive.' He has 47 houseplants. 'I'm just grass-forward,' Jake said.

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