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The Moon Starts Charging Rent for Being Looked At

Full moons now come with premium viewing fees.

Lunar authorities announced new observation tariffs. 'If you're going to stare, at least pay for it,' said the Moon's official spokesperson. Romantics and werewolves are organizing protests.

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