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Taxes Now Optional If You Can Beat the IRS in a Dance Battle

Taxes Now Optional If You Can Beat the IRS in a Dance Battle
New 'Groove or Owe' program launched amid budget shortfalls.

The IRS announced that citizens can settle their debts through interpretive dance-offs judged by celebrity accountants. Early participants have mixed results — one brokedancer saved $12k but pulled a hamstring. The program has already gone viral on social media.

📅 3 days ago ⏱️ 81s read #Taxes#Dance#Government
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