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Tailor SlowFlick Releases 'The Tortured Poets Lawn Care Department'

17 songs about a rake she left at a 2012 cabin.

Fans decode hidden messages in a shed. Lead single: 'Karma Is My Ex's Lawnmower.' The album broke Spoopyfy for 11 minutes.

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