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Sustainable Fashion Brand Uses Recycled Regrets

Sustainable Fashion Brand Uses Recycled Regrets
Clothing made from your worst impulse purchases.

EcoThread launched a line using materials from returned fast fashion and broken New Year's resolutions. 'Every piece tells a story of what not to do again,' said the founder. The collection is surprisingly popular with therapists.

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