Streaming Service Releases Documentary About Itself, Viewers Fall Asleep, Rate It 5 Stars Anyway

FlixMax, the streaming service known for canceling good shows and keeping bad ones, has released a 47-hour documentary about its own history titled 'We Are Pretty Okay: A Streaming Service's Journey To Mediocrity.' The documentary, which took 8 years to produce and cost more than the GDP of several small countries, covers the company's founding in 2019, its strategic decisions to cancel critically acclaimed shows about 'things nobody watched,' and its brilliant marketing campaigns. Viewers report falling asleep within the first 5 minutes but rating the documentary 5 stars because 'I fell asleep to it for three nights straight, and that's basically a five-star experience.' The documentary has broken streaming records for 'most people falling asleep' and 'most half-watched content.' FlixMax CEO announced plans to create sequels: 'We Are Pretty Okay 2: We Should Have Made More Shows About Nothing' and 'We Are Pretty Okay 3: The Cancellation Years.'