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Stock Market Opens Trading in Interpretive Dance

Stock Market Opens Trading in Interpretive Dance
Bull and bear markets now expressed through movement.

The New York Stock Exchange introduced 'Movement Trading' where brokers perform choreographed routines to indicate market sentiment. Early sessions have been chaotic but surprisingly accurate. Wall Street is now offering dance classes.

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