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Stock Market Crashes After Parrots Learn to Day Trade

Feathered brokers causing market chaos with random squawks.

Wall Street was stunned when a flock of escaped parrots began mimicking trading commands. 'Buy the dip! Buy the dip!' caused a 12% flash crash. Regulators are now investigating avian insider trading rings.

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