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Stairs Begin Complaining About Being Walked On All Day

Stairs Begin Complaining About Being Walked On All Day
They demand elevator equality and better foot support.

The United Steps Union filed multiple complaints about structural discrimination. 'Some of us have been here for centuries,' said an old wooden staircase. Building codes are being revised to include step therapy sessions.

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