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Squirrels Launch Delivery Service Using Acorn-Powered Drones

Squirrels Launch Delivery Service Using Acorn-Powered Drones
Same-day nut delivery guaranteed or your tree is free.

The Bushy Tail Express has revolutionized urban logistics. 'We're faster than humans and way cuter,' said their CEO from atop a power line. Early customers praise the service but complain about aggressive upselling of premium walnuts.

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