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Squeaky McWheel Launches 'Silent Shopping Carts' At Supermarket, Chaos Ensues

Squeaky McWheel Launches 'Silent Shopping Carts' At Supermarket, Chaos Ensues
Shoppers kept forgetting where they parked their carts because 'no sound memory.'

Squeaky McWheel, the CEO of QuietCart Industries, introduced silent shopping carts at a local supermarket. 'No more annoying squeaks,' McWheel promised. However, shoppers quickly became disoriented, forgetting where they left their carts without the familiar squeak to track them. 'I walked around for 20 minutes looking for my cart,' complained one customer. 'It blended in.' McWheel promised to add 'a gentle beep' in the next version.

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