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Squeak (Formerly Chirp) Bans User for Tweeting 'Good Morning' Too Enthusiastically

Squeak (Formerly Chirp) Bans User for Tweeting 'Good Morning' Too Enthusiastically
The user, a 45-year-old dad, has since started a support group.

The tweet had three exclamation marks. A spokesperson said 'we promote calm, not excessive joy.'

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