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SpoofX Launches Rocket Full of Potatoes to Prove 'Anything Can Orbit'

CEO Eel On Tusk: 'Potatoes are the future of space exploration.'

The potatoes have formed their own government up there. They declared independence from Earth. NASCA is 'monitoring the situation.'

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