SpaceWrecks Lands Rocket On Mars, Immediately Puts It On AirBnBed; Reviews Are Mixed

SpaceWrecks announced Wednesday that it had successfully landed a Clankship rocket on the Martian surface and, in the same press release, that the vessel had been listed on AirBnBed as 'Cozy Interplanetary Capsule — Unique Stay!' The listing, currently priced at $180,000 per night with a three-night minimum, describes itself as 'a fully self-contained living experience on a quiet planet with excellent views and zero light pollution.' Reviews from the four guests who have visited are, as promised, mixed. One gave five stars, calling it 'transformative.' Two gave three stars, citing 'the host's 47-page FAQ which required reading before entry' and 'the realization mid-stay that there is genuinely no oxygen outside.' One guest gave one star. Their review reads: 'Misleading photos.'