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Socky McStealer Admits Gnomes Have Been Hoarding Left Socks for Decades

Secret underground empire of mismatched fashion.

Socky McStealer, Grand Gnome of Laundry Larceny, finally confessed. 'We needed them for our sock puppet government!' Dryers everywhere are under investigation for aiding and abetting.

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