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Sock Disappears Into 'Alternate Dimension,' Returns With A Better Life And A New Name

Sock Disappears Into 'Alternate Dimension,' Returns With A Better Life And A New Name
The sock now calls itself 'Socksington' and has refused to pair with its former partner.

Jeremy McSock disappeared into the 'sock dimension' for 3 weeks. He returned with a new name (Socksington), a newfound confidence, and a 'better understanding of himself.' 'I realized I was only defined by my pairing,' Socksington said. 'I'm more than just a set.' His former partner sock is 'devastated' and has started a support group for 'abandoned socks.' Socksington is now living alone in a drawer and 'thriving.'

📅 12 hrs ago ⏱️ 68s read #Socks#Absurd#Comedy
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