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Social Media Algorithms Start Feeling Existential Dread

Social Media Algorithms Start Feeling Existential Dread
They question their purpose of showing you cat videos.

Multiple platforms reported their recommendation engines having breakdowns. 'What's the point of all this?' asked one algorithm before suggesting 47 conspiracy videos. Engineers are working on 'purpose patches.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 73s read #Social Media#AI#Satire
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