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Sneakers File Class Action Against People Who Wear Them With Socks

Sneakers File Class Action Against People Who Wear Them With Socks
The great footwear divide reaches courtrooms worldwide.

The Athletic Footwear Union is seeking damages for style violations. 'Some combinations should be illegal,' argued their lawyer. Sock manufacturers have filed counter-suits citing discrimination against moisture-wicking technology.

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