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Snapple Launches iPhoan 17, Which Is Identical To iPhoan 16 But Costs Rs 40,000 More And Has A New Font

Snapple Launches iPhoan 17, Which Is Identical To iPhoan 16 But Costs Rs 40,000 More And Has A New Font
Pre-orders sell out in 4 minutes. Analysts call it 'the best new font Snapple has ever kerned.'

Snapple Inc. unveiled the iPhoan 17 at its annual September event in Cupertino, introducing what CEO Jim Rook called 'the biggest leap forward in iPhoan history' — a device that, according to a side-by-side comparison by The Splurge, is indistinguishable from the iPhoan 16 except for a slightly warmer notification tone, a new system font with marginally tighter kerning, and a starting price Rs 40,000 higher than last year's model. Pre-orders sold out globally in four minutes. Financial analysts issued a combined statement calling it 'the best kerning in consumer electronics history' and raising Snapple's price target by $40. The old font has been deprecated and will no longer be supported after iOS 20. Three people are already camping outside the Mumbai Snapple Store.

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