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Sister Borrows Dress Without Asking, Returns It With 'Mystery Stain' That Neither Will Claim

Sister Borrows Dress Without Asking, Returns It With 'Mystery Stain' That Neither Will Claim
The stain has been named 'Brad' and has become the centerpiece of family therapy.

Emma and Jessica SisterWar have been fighting for 3 weeks over a 'mystery stain' on a borrowed dress. 'It wasn't me,' Emma said. 'It wasn't me,' Jessica said. The stain has been named 'Brad' and has its own spot in the family group chat. The dress has been sent to a lab for analysis. Results pending. The sisters are now communicating through their mother. 'Brad' has become a verb.

📅 14 hrs ago ⏱️ 66s read #Family#Drama#Clothing
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