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Sister 'Borrows' Car Without Asking, Returns It With 'Mystery Smell' And A Half-Eaten Taco In The Glovebox

Sister 'Borrows' Car Without Asking, Returns It With 'Mystery Smell' And A Half-Eaten Taco In The Glovebox
The taco has been dated to approximately 'last Tuesday.' The smell remains unidentified.

Emma and Jessica CarWar have been fighting for 2 weeks over a 'mystery smell' in the family car. 'It wasn't me,' Emma said. 'The taco isn't mine,' Jessica said. The taco has been sent to a lab. Results: 'it's a taco, probably from somewhere.' The smell persists. The sisters are now communicating through their mother. The car has been detailed twice. The smell remains. The taco has been named 'Taco Tuesday.'

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 68s read #Family#Car#Drama
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