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Sir Snorewell McPillow Sets World Record For Sleeping Through Own Alarm Clock

Sir Snorewell McPillow Sets World Record For Sleeping Through Own Alarm Clock
The alarm rang for 47 hours before Snorewell woke up to turn it off.

Sir Snorewell McPillow has set a world record for sleeping through his own alarm clock. The alarm rang continuously for 47 hours before McPillow woke up, looked at it, said 'five more minutes,' and went back to sleep. Guinness World Records is sending a certificate, though McPillow hasn't answered the door. 'I'm probably napping,' a note on his door read.

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