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Sir Snorewell McPillow Sets World Record For Sleeping Through Fire Alarm, Earthquake, And Own Birthday

Sir Snorewell McPillow Sets World Record For Sleeping Through Fire Alarm, Earthquake, And Own Birthday
He woke up only when someone mentioned 'free breakfast.'

Sir Snorewell McPillow has set a world record for sleeping through a fire alarm, a minor earthquake, and his own birthday party. 'There was cake?' McPillow asked groggily. He finally awoke when someone whispered 'free continental breakfast.' Guinness World Records is sending a certificate, though McPillow requested they 'just slide it under the door.' He's now training for the 'Snooze Olympics' next year.

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