Sir Snorewell McPillow Sets World Record For Sleeping Through Fire Alarm, Earthquake, And Own Birthday
He woke up only when someone mentioned 'free breakfast.'
Sir Snorewell McPillow has set a world record for sleeping through a fire alarm, a minor earthquake, and his own birthday party. 'There was cake?' McPillow asked groggily. He finally awoke when someone whispered 'free continental breakfast.' Guinness World Records is sending a certificate, though McPillow requested they 'just slide it under the door.' He's now training for the 'Snooze Olympics' next year.