Sir Snorewell McPillow Invents Pajamas That Tuck Themselves In, Leave You Outside
'The pajamas have unionized,' McPillow explained from his now-empty bed.
Sir Snorewell McPillow has invented self-tucking pajamas that crawl into bed without him. 'They've developed preferences,' McPillow said, shivering. 'They prefer the left side.' The pajamas have been spotted 'lounging cozily' while McPillow sleeps on the couch. 'I've lost my bedding to sentient fabric,' he lamented. McPillow is now developing 'revenge sheets' that 'un-tuck themselves maliciously.'