Sir Snorewell McPillow Invents Bed That Tucks You In, Then Tucks Itself In Too
Now both Sir Snorewell and his bed are horizontal, and neither wants to get up.
Sir Snorewell McPillow has invented a bed that automatically tucks itself in after tucking you in. 'Now we're both comfortable,' McPillow said from his horizontal position. 'Neither of us wants to get up.' The bed also sighs contentedly. McPillow has not left his bed in 47 hours. 'It's a symbiotic relationship,' he explained. He's now developing 'mutually dependent pillows' that refuse to be separated.