Sir Snore-a-Lot Claims His Pillow Is a Time Machine to Dreamland
Drool stains reveal visits to prehistoric pillow fights.
Local legend Sir Snore-a-Lot awoke claiming his magical memory foam pillow transported him to battles with dinosaur ducks. 'It was fluffy chaos!' he yawned. Scientists are studying his drool patterns for proof while his wife demands he stop hogging the blanket portal.