Sir Snoozington McPajama Declares Pajamas 'Formal Wear,' Shows Up To Wedding In Onesie
The bride was 'not amused.' The groom was 'also in pajamas.'
Sir Snoozington McPajama has declared that pajamas are now 'formal attire suitable for all occasions.' He tested the policy by attending a wedding in a dinosaur onesie. 'I've never been more comfortable,' Snoozington said. The bride was 'not amused.' The groom, however, also wore pajamas. 'Great minds think alike,' he shrugged. Snoozington is now lobbying for 'blankets as outerwear' and 'pillows as accessories.'