Sir Snoozealot McPillow Invents Bed That Makes Breakfast, Then Eats It For You
'Efficiency,' McPillow said from his horizontal position. 'Also, I wasn't getting up anyway.'
Sir Snoozealot McPillow has invented a bed that cooks breakfast and then consumes it on your behalf. 'Why should I get up for food I won't enjoy?' McPillow explained. The bed makes toast, scrambles eggs, and then 'disposes of them efficiently.' McPillow has lost 12 pounds and gained zero motivation. 'It's a symbiotic relationship,' he said. The bed is now demanding 'pancake Tuesdays.'