Sir Snoozealot McPillow Declares Alarm Clocks 'Instruments Of Oppression'
He has started a movement called 'The Resistance Rests.'
Sir Snoozealot McPillow has declared war on alarm clocks, calling them 'tyrannical noisemakers' and 'dream interrupters.' 'Sleep is a right, not a suggestion,' McPillow announced from his bed. His movement, 'The Resistance Rests,' encourages followers to 'snooze with purpose.' Members wear pajamas as protest attire and communicate only in yawns. McPillow's manifesto, written on a pillowcase, concludes: 'We will sleep in, and they will hear us snore.'