Sir Sneezle McTissue Invents Umbrella That Detects Rain By Getting You Wet First

Sir Sneezle McTissue has invented an 'intelligent umbrella' that detects rain by waiting until you're already wet. 'The sensors are highly calibrated to your discomfort,' McTissue explained, shivering. The umbrella then deploys automatically—after you've been soaked. Critics call it 'useless.' McTissue calls it 'honest.' He's now working on a jacket that detects cold by giving you frostbite.