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Sir Sneezington McTissue Invents Car That Sneeze-Starts, Honks When You Yawn

Sir Sneezington McTissue Invents Car That Sneeze-Starts, Honks When You Yawn
The car also plays sad violin music when you forget where you parked.

Sir Sneezington McTissue has invented a car that only starts when you sneeze and honks whenever you yawn. 'It's about syncing man and machine,' Sneezington explained while allergic to his own invention. The car also features a 'sad violin mode' that plays when you forget where you parked. Critics call it 'impractical,' but hay fever sufferers have formed a loyal fan base. Sneezington is now working on a 'cough-activated windshield wiper.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 72s read #Tech#Satire#Invention
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