Sir Reginald Snorewell Declares Napping a Professional Sport, Demands Olympic Medal
The self-proclaimed 'horizontal champion' has submitted a 400-page petition to the International Olympic Committee.
Sir Reginald Snorewell, a professional napper from Snorington-on-Sea, has filed a formal petition to have napping recognized as an Olympic sport. 'I've been training for 47 years,' Snorewell said from his recliner. 'My 3-hour afternoon naps have perfect form.' Opponents argue that snoring is not athleticism, but Snorewell counters, 'Tell that to my gold medal in REM cycling.'