Sir Loin Steaksworth Declares Vegetables 'Fashionably Inedible' At Press Conference
He then ate a salad to prove his point, which confused everyone.
Sir Loin Steaksworth, the carnivorous tycoon, held a press conference to declare vegetables 'fashionably inedible' and 'only for decoration.' Mid-speech, he then consumed an entire salad, explaining, 'I'm making a point about irony.' Reporters were baffled. 'Is he pro-vegetable or anti-vegetable?' one asked. Steaksworth replied, 'Yes,' before grilling a steak on the podium and eating it with a fork made of celery.