Sir Hiccup McCough Wins 'Rock Paper Scissors' Championship Without Throwing Anything
'I used reverse psychology,' Hiccup explained. 'They never saw nothing coming.'
Sir Hiccup McCough won the International Rock Paper Scissors Championship by refusing to throw any hand gesture. 'I just stood there,' McCough explained. 'My opponents were so confused they disqualified themselves.' The championship committee is considering a rule change requiring 'active participation.' McCough is now training for a staring contest where he plans to 'not show up' as a 'strategic absence.'