Sir Hiccup McCough Invents Fork That Tells You You're Full, Then Judgingly Removes Plate
'You've had enough,' the fork whispers. 'And also, dessert is for stronger people.'
Sir Hiccup McCough has invented a 'judgmental fork' that monitors your intake and removes your plate when it decides you're done. 'It's for portion control,' McCough explained. 'And for feeling bad about yourself.' The fork also whispers comments like 'that's your third helping' and 'maybe a salad next time.' Users have reported 'eating faster to beat the fork' and 'hiding snacks from their own utensils.'