Sir Hiccup McCough Invents Fork That Spoons, Spoon That Knifes, Knife That Sporks
Utensil identity crisis causes confusion at dinner tables nationwide.
Sir Hiccup McCough has invented a utensil set with 'existential confusion.' The fork scoops like a spoon. The spoon cuts like a knife. The knife... sporks. 'It's about challenging cutlery norms,' McCough explained. Diners report 'deep uncertainty' about how to eat soup. 'I tried to stab a pea, and it rolled away,' one user said. McCough is now developing a 'plate that identifies as a bowl.'