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Sir Hiccup McBurp Invents Alarm That Only Turns Off If You Solve A Math Problem

Sir Hiccup McBurp Invents Alarm That Only Turns Off If You Solve A Math Problem
Most people have just learned to sleep through algebra.

Sir Hiccup McBurp has invented an alarm clock that requires solving a math problem to silence it. 'It ensures you're awake,' McBurp explained. In practice, most users have simply learned to sleep through basic calculus. 'I dreamed about quadratic equations,' one user said. 'Then I went back to sleep.' McBurp is now developing an alarm that requires 'emotional vulnerability' to disarm.

📅 6 days ago ⏱️ 60s read #Tech#Satire#Invention
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