Sir Fartsalot McPoot Wins Silent Disco Competition By Not Dancing Or Being There
'Absence is the ultimate move,' McPoot explained from his couch.
Sir Fartsalot McPoot won a silent disco competition without dancing or attending. 'I sent my vibe,' McPoot explained. 'My absence was felt.' The judges, confused but intrigued, awarded him the trophy. 'Technically, he made the least noise,' one judge admitted. McPoot plans to defend his title next year by 'not even thinking about dancing' and calling it 'telepathic choreography.'