Sir Fartsalot McPoot Wins Silence Competition By Not Existing At It
'I was there in spirit,' McPoot explained. 'Spirits don't make sound.'
Sir Fartsalot McPoot won a silence competition without actually attending. 'I sent my absence as an entry,' McPoot explained. 'True silence is the absence of presence.' The judges were confused but ultimately awarded him the prize. 'Technically, he made the least noise,' one judge admitted. McPoot plans to defend his title next year by 'not showing up again' and calling it 'consistency.'