Sir Fartsalot McPoot Opens 'Silent But Deadly' Perfume Line For Introverts
The fragrance 'makes a statement without saying anything,' the marketing claims.
Sir Fartsalot McPoot has launched a perfume line for introverts called 'Silent But Deadly.' The fragrance is odorless and invisible. 'It's about presence without participation,' McPoot explained. The perfume has sold out, largely to people who 'want to smell like nothing.' McPoot is now developing 'The Emperor's New Cologne,' which is just an empty bottle that costs $500.