Sir Fartsalot McPoot Invents Seat That Farts When You Sit Down, 'To Make People Feel Less Alone'
'Now your chair can embarrass you too,' McPoot explained. 'It's companionship.'
Sir Fartsalot McPoot has invented the 'Solidarity Seat,' which emits a gentle fart sound whenever someone sits on it. 'Loneliness is silent,' McPoot explained. 'Now your chair speaks for you.' The seat has been installed in libraries, churches, and funeral homes. 'It's very bonding,' one user said. 'We all laughed. Then we all blamed the chair.' McPoot is now developing 'apologetic cushions' that say 'excuse me.'