Sir Fartsalot McPoot Invents Perfume That Smells Like Nothing, Costs $500, Called 'The Emperor's New Scent'
Customers are too embarrassed to admit they can't smell anything, so they keep buying it.
Sir Fartsalot McPoot has launched 'The Emperor's New Scent,' a perfume with no discernible odor. 'It's for people who want to smell like themselves,' McPoot explained. 'But expensive.' Customers spray it on, smell nothing, and assume 'something is wrong with their nose.' 'It's very subtle,' one buyer insisted. 'My nose just isn't sophisticated enough.' McPoot has sold 10,000 bottles. The joke, he says, 'is on everyone.'